Listed are some of the rules which Ferengi society are based upon. Please enjoy these at your leisure:-
#1- Once you have there money, you never give it back
#3- Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to
#6- Never allow family to stand in the way of oppertunity
#7- Keep your ears open
#8- Small print leads to large risk
#9- Opportunity plus instinct equals profit
#10- Greed is Eternal
#13- Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
#16- A deal is a deal .... until a better one comes along
#17- A contract is a contract is a contract .... but only between Ferengi
#18- A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
#19- Satisfaction is not guaranteed
#21- Never place friendship above profit
#22- A wise man can hear profit in the wind
#27- There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman
#31- Never insult a Ferengi's mother .... insult something he cares about
#33- It never hurts to suck up to the boss
#34- War is good for business
#35- Peace is good for business
#40- She can touch your lobes, but never your Latinum
#41- Profit is it's own reward
#44- Never confuse wisdom with luck
#47- Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
#48- The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
#52- Never ask when you can take
#57- Good customers are as rare as Latinum - treasure them
#58- There is no substitute for success
#59- Free advice is seldom cheap
#60- Keep your lies consistent
#62- The riskier the road, the greater the profit
#65- Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff
#75- Home is where the heart is .... but the stars are made of Latinum
#76- Every once in a while declare peace .... it confuses the hell out of your enemies
#79- Beware of the Vulcan greed for Knowledge
#82- The flimsier the product, the higher the price
#85- Never let the competition know what you're thinking
#89- Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits
#94- Females and Finance don't mix
#95- Expand .... or die
#97- Enough .... is never enough
#99- Trust is the biggest liability of all
#102- Nature decays, but latinum is forever
#104- Faith moves mountains .... of inventory
#106- There is no honour in poverty
#109- Dignity & an empty sack .... is worth the sack
#111- Treat people in your debt like family .... exploit them
#112- Never have sex with the bosses sister
#113- Always have sex with the boss
#121- Everything is for sale. Even friendship
#123- Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum
#139- Wives serve, brothers inherit
#141- Only fools pay retail
#144- There's nothing wrong with charity .... as long as it winds up in your pocket
#162- Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit
#177- Know your nemys .... but do business with them always
#181- Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit
#189- Let others keep their reputation .... you keep their latinum
#192- Never cheat a Klingon .... unless you can get away with it
#194- It's always good business to know your customers before they walk in the door
#202- The justification for profit is profit
#203- New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back
#211- Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them
#214- Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach
#217- You can't free a fish from water
#218- Always know what you're buying
#223- Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox
#229- Latinum lasts longer than lust
#236- You can't buy fate
#239- Never be afraid to mislabel a product
#242- More is good .... all is better
#255- A wife is a luxury .... a smart accountant is a necessity
#261- A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience
#263- Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum
#266- When in doubt, lie
#284- Deep down, everyone's a ferengi
#285- No good deed ever goes unpunished